If I had a Million Dollars I’d buy a shit-ton of Coke
Barenaked Ladies singer, Steven J. Page, was arrested in central New York on Friday and was charged with fourth degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, that substance being tasty, tasty nose candy.
Cops in Manlius, NY say early last Friday morning officers saw a suspicious car with its doors open sitting outside an apartment building (which was where there used to live). While checking out the car, they wondered “Why did they pave the lawn? why did they change the locks?” and also observed a man and a woman sitting at a table with a powdery substance in front of them. Btw, they weren’t baking cookies. After a field test, the cops say the substance tested positive for cocaine.
The 38-year-old Page and a woman, have both been charged with felony possession of a controlled substance. Ford was also charged with pot possession.
Both Page and the woman have been released on $10,000 bail.
A rep for the band told TMZ “We can not comment because the matter is before the court. We are confident that out client Steven will be completely exonerated. Until that time, it is business as usual for the Barenaked Ladies.” So it’ll be back to eating twinkies and lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
Yes, I know that’s a lame joke but I wasn’t sure how else to end this one. Oh yeah, Drugs are bad m’kay.
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